“This structure is visible from Sycamore Ridge Drive.”
“So are your houses.”
She did not appreciate that.
Over the next eight months came violation letters I did not owe, complaints about my compost system, accusations that my solar array was reflective, threats over fence height, and one particularly creative notice describing my rainwater tanks as a “possible vector-control hazard.”
Every time, I sent back the same answer.
My parcel is outside Sycamore Lakes.
Please stop attempting to enforce HOA rules on property you do not govern.
Karen never stopped.
Then my cottage burned.
By the time I stumbled outside with Rusty in my arms, the flames had already reached the roof.
Two fire engines came down my dirt road.
Neighbors gathered in golf carts beyond the fence.
Karen arrived in a pink tracksuit and pearl earrings.
I stood barefoot in wet grass watching everything I owned turn black.