It sounded impressive.
It was nonsense.
The county recorder’s office scheduled a public hearing because Gregory submitted the proposal as if it deserved formal consideration.
Nadia grinned when she saw the packet.
“What?”
“I’ve read better legal arguments written in crayon.”
“You’re enjoying this.”
“A little.”
We prepared anyway.
Never assume absurd claims fail automatically.
Paperwork can create delay even when it cannot create rights.
The hearing took place on a rainy Thursday.
Gregory appeared with three board members and a binder thick enough to intimidate somebody who mistook volume for authority.
They talked about neighborhood cohesion.
Community standards.
Utility integration.
Public welfare.
When they finished, Nadia nodded toward me.
My turn.
I handed the county clerk our packet.
Original plat.
Separate parcel.
HOA boundary.
Expired water agreement.
County water-board correspondence.
No shared HOA deed restrictions.
No annexation consent.
Then the notarized statement from the previous landowner confirming Sycamore Lakes ended at the old split-rail boundary.